August 11, 2005- Conspiracies Involving Mailmen, Nerf Footballs, and Paper Towels!

What is the government hiding from us? I learned this from a story that took place on a road trip to Orleans, MA and then back to CT yesterday.

What has been bothering first of all, I have been wanting to purchase a Nerf Vortex Football, at NERF.com you can get them at- KB Toys- ToysRUS, and so on. I cannot find them, why is this? What is the government hiding. I think they plant chips inside the footballs, and try to hear the typical American conversation. Did someone find out, is this a cover up, for a drug smuggling operation by the US government. No one really knows.

I was also had a supermarket in Orleans, MA, . Did you know you can buy a roll of paper towles for 99 Cents, Nope not in CT! Only in MASS!

What does this mean? Ummm, the plot thickens.

Then when returing from MA last night, I woke up and observed my mailmen, praying in front of my mailbox. Odd part is, he never left any mail.

Interesting, I think the government is on to me!

What does all this mean? I hope you enjoyed my theroies? LOL, and nope I do not need therpy, i am already in it, KIDDING!

Til next time, be good.

Tuesday, July 26, 2005-   Reading the Minds and Intentions of an Older Women:

I am very young at 23 male, and I have always found older women attractive. I think it is the way the present themselves.

 I really think they are very beautiful , and I am simply looking for some fun, with the right older women. I am not here to get married or hitched, just for some crazy sex. I am just trying to find the right women, who adores younger guys for fun.

I have seen several at the mall, that just get me horney, older women turn me on, it is just that simple. However, I cannot walk up to one and flirt with them, not all older are attracted to younger guys. They are looking for a same age guy, they want SECURITY, the works you know how it is.

In all fairness I wanted to get to know the right older women, but would not know how to go about it. Any suggestions here? I need help in finding the right older women of my dreams. I hate all the young immature brats I can get. I need someone around 30-45 years old, that adores younger guys.This women should have morals, and love younger guys. In other words I am not looking for a whore, just merly someone that has the same humor and adores sex with younger guys.

I know I must sound like a monster, but alot of my friends mothers turn me on, it would be wrong to flirt with them. Please help. older women, give me your feedback, are you attractive to a younger guy????

July 24, 2005-    Exploring Wonderful I-91 in CT:

I love my mustang and driving on I-91 you meet alot of interesting people on the highway. I call this tale, the Biker Dude with no meaning!.

I was crusing on the highway and I take it personally when someone cuts me off, especially a biker, they think they own the road.

I dont mind racing either, so i punched it up , and zipped by him at 120 mph. He finally catch up and passed me, giving me the middle finger the whole way. i know he was messing with me. LOL

So i finally catched up, and i drove by him, and flipped him off, and he blew a kiss at me ( I HOPE HE WAS JOKING, you never know though).

So we are going back and forth zipping through traffic, about a whole 15 minutes, onto- 691 and I-91. He then gets next to me, saying something, i rolled my window down, and he said 24, i thought maybe he would get off exit 24, that wasnt the case. I still dont know what he meant by that.

People confuse me, any thoughts here. Like I said I have a tendacy of meeting alot of very colorful people. Until next time, be good.

 

July 23, 2005

An understandment:

When one looks deep into a mirror to find their true self a reflection of guilt and lies is in us all no matter who we are. We have to come to an understandment that noone is perfect yet everyone in life is much different, thats are unique side of us. What you know you can't explain, but you feel it. You've felt it your entire life, that there's something wrong with the world. You don't know what it is, but it's there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad. These insights are thoughts/understandment of why us people do the stupid things we do, our mistakes cause people sadness and mistrust, always be honest to the people you love lies tend to haunt you in the end. A shout out to my friend Josh, I am sorry dude.

Friday July 22, 2005- The Story of my Friend and the Burning House!

I am back, I have not posted in awhile, and have finally got the change too.

I saw my friend I have not seen in a long time yesterday, and we have been through so many funny stories and memories.

After seeing him, I thought I would tell the Story of my friend and the burning House.

It all started 2 years ago, I was over my good friends house playing darts. My other friend came by and said what is going on with Jim's place I think it is on fire. I said are you sure, I then called him up to tell him if he didnt know his house was on fire.

{ Actual Call

Jim- Hey its joe, whats going on. I think your house is on fire, give me a call. later.

END CALL }

He was not their so I called around and finally found him, we picked him up. and they actually blocked the whole street off. Before we even stopped, my friend jumped out, ran past the cops, down the road. The cops said who the hell was that. I told him, he lives their and his house is on fire.

He got to drive down after, and he did in fact have a chimney fire. Til this day I always joke with him, Jim, I think your house is on fire. He called me the next day and said nice message.

More great memories to talk about.

Til next time, be good.

 

Best Sex Scenes in Motion Pictures to Date



For me my top 2 picks for Bext Sex scenes for movies go to the following movies.



In first place is:

Lost Highway (1997)- Directed by David Lynch (Good camera direction making love in the desert, great!)



In second place is:

Flypaper- Scene where they take snake anti-venom, and hold hands walking down to an empty pool with snakes. They lay down and do it while the snakes bit them, very intense.